wav


bigsmegh.wav
 
bigsmegh.mp3Red Dwarf: Cryton insults his smeghead
shipmate

twiki4.wav
 
twiki4.mp3
Buck Rogers:
bedebdebde buck… you’re my kind of guy

wise_man.wav
 
wise_man.mp3News Radio: The wise man who knows that
there is much he does not know… I know

tuna_net.wav
 
tuna_net.mp3Boston Common: The world of tuna is
under represented on the internet

thenet.wav
 
thenet.mp3Scully: On the net, he can find out
practically anything about you.

hartman1.wav
 
hartman1.mp3Mary Hartman – Mary Hartman (Theme)

crock.wav
 
crock.mp3Third Rock from the Sun: Peace on earth
– what a crock!

melted.wav
 
melted.mp3
Red Dwarf:
Cryton: My circuits have melted

milkbone.wav
 
milkbone.mp3Cheers: Norm: Its a dog eat dog world,
and I’m wearing milkbone underwear

hibaby.wav
 
hibaby.mp3Sha Na Na: Helllllllooo Baaaby!

goofed.wav
 
goofed.mp3Lost in Space: I am sorry Will Robinson…
I goofed.

dismisd.wav
 
dismisd.mp3Hogan’s Heros: Klink: DISSSSSSMISSED

pwlaugh.wav
 
pwlaugh.mp3PeeWee Herman’s laugh

cbsmail.wav
 
cbsmail.mp3Letterman: Let’s open the CBS Mailbag

hrpuff1.wav
 
hrpuff1.mp3H.R. Puffinstuff Theme

showrcap.wav
 
showrcap.mp33rd Rock: Get me the modem… and a shower
cap…

3rdrock.wav
 
3rdrock.mp33rd Rock from the Sun original opening
theme

jokexpns.wav
 
jokexpns.mp3Boston Common: Leonard: How odd, a joke
at my expense

get_you.wav
 
get_you.mp3Boston Common: I’ll get you… and your
little dog too!

bathtub.wav
 
bathtub.mp3Kids in the Hall: … I was cleaning it,
and it went off

bunsen.wav
 
bunsen.mp3Muppets: Bunsen Honeydew here at muppet
labs…

johnboy.wav
 
johnboy.mp3The Waltons: Goodnight Johnboy

makehapy.wav
 
makehapy.mp3Boston Common: Talk to me… Make me
happy!

elvira4.wav
 
elvira4.mp3Elvira: Hello Darling

gomer.wav
 
gomer.mp3Gomer pile opening theme

touchyou.wav
 
touchyou.mp33rd Rock: I can not touch you anywhere
rhyme

wrong23.wav
 
wrong23.mp3Lost in Space robot: WRONG!

dontmake.wav
 
dontmake.mp3The Hulk: (Bill Bixby) Don’t make me
angry…

grimley.wav
 
grimley.mp3SCTV: Ed Grimley: This is so sad I must
say

hatedit.wav
 
hatedit.mp3In Living Color: Men on Film: Hated it!

lis-wrng.wav
 
lis-wrng.mp3Lost in space computer: You’re WRONG!

floppy.wav
 
floppy.mp3Single Guy: Goodbye hard drive – hello
floppy!

btlstar8.wav
 
btlstar8.mp3Battlestar Galactica (Cylon): …humans
remain entertained…

jeanni~1.wav
 
jeanni~1.mp3I dream of Jeanni: Oh thank you master!

tatoo.wav
 
tatoo.mp3Fantasy Island: De Plane! De Plane!

lets_r~1.wav
 
lets_r~1.mp3Married With Children: Let’s Rock

al_hat~1.wav
 
al_hat~1.mp3Married with Children: Al; I hate my
life…

remote.wav
 
remote.mp3Married with Children: What’s wrong with
this remote…

justreal.wav
 
justreal.mp3Max Headroom: I’m just as real as you
are

thsismax.wav
 
thsismax.mp3Max: This is Max headroom… A star…

getinout.wav
 
getinout.mp3Max: … security is paid to stop me…

max-brb2.wav
 
max-brb2.mp3I’m Max Headroom, and I’ll be back

maxhead.wav
 
maxhead.mp3Max Headroom Opening

drewca~1.wav
 
drewca~1.mp3Drew Cary opening theme

bookdano.wav
 
bookdano.mp3Book ‘em Danno – murder 1

catsbutt.wav
 
catsbutt.mp3Single Guy: I have to go rub a cats butt

very2.wav
 
very2.mp3Laugh In: Very Interesting.

kdscrush.wav
 
kdscrush.mp3Kids in the Hall: I’m crushing your
head!

squeal~1.wav
 
squeal~1.mp3Kids in the Hall: Make you squeal like a
pig

notma.wav
 
notma.mp3Dinasaurs: Not the Mama!

again.wav
 
again.mp3Dinasaurs: Baby; Again

parkay.wav
 
parkay.mp3Old Commercial: Parkay – butter…

sliders2.wav
 
sliders2.mp3SLIDERS theme opening

sod.wav
 
sod.mp3Faulty Towers: Remember me, the poor sod
you do work for…

mines.wav
 
mines.mp3Faulty Towers: Don’t go driving on any
mines

yourang.wav
 
yourang.mp3Adam’s Family Lurch- YOU RANG?

bill1.wav
 
bill1.mp3In Living Colour: Fire Marshall Bill

puckerup.wav
 
puckerup.mp3X Files: Skinner tells cancer man to
kiss his butt

reddwrf4.wav
 
reddwrf4.mp3Red Dwarf- Cryton: Engange panic
curcuits…

reddwrf5.wav
 
reddwrf5.mp3Red Dwarf- Hilly: A mistake any half
witted derranged computer…

tryit.wav
 
tryit.mp3Gumby&Poky: I prefer grass

misst.wav
 
misst.mp3Get Smart: Missed it by THAT much

surprise.wav
 
surprise.mp3Gomer Pyle: Surprise Surprise Surprise

shezzam.wav
 
shezzam.mp3Gomer Pyle: SHEZZAM!

plane.wav
 
plane.mp3Fantasy Island: Tattoo exclaims THE
PLANE THE PLANE

meathead.wav
 
meathead.mp3Archie Bunker: You’re a meathead

nothing.wav
 
nothing.mp3Hogan’s Heros: I know nothing, I see
nothing…

hhnothin.wav
 
hhnothin.mp3Hogan’s Heros: Scholtz’s famous line

denied.wav
 
denied.mp3Hogan’s Heros: Clink – Your request is
denied

careful.wav
 
careful.mp3Hill Street Blues: Be careful out there

bioneye.wav
 
bioneye.mp36 Million Dollar Man: Eye sounds

bionic1.wav
 
bionic1.mp36 Million Dollar Man: Running

rebound.wav
 
rebound.mp36 Million Dollar Man: Jumping rebound

doorman.wav
 
doorman.mp3Rhoda: This is Carelton your doorman

twitch1.wav
 
twitch1.mp3Bewitched: The magic twitch

heynow!.wav
 
heynow!.mp3Larry Saunders: Hank’s HEY NOW!

marcia.wav
 
marcia.mp3Brady Bunch: Marcia Marcia Marcia!

ooooo.wav
 
ooooo.mp3Horseshack: Oh Oh Oh!

outabeer.wav
 
outabeer.mp3Saturday Night Special: Outta Beer

rockford.wav
 
rockford.mp3Rockford Files: Opening phone message

luvyaman.wav
 
luvyaman.mp3Beer Commercial: I luv ya man!

shadow01.wav
 
shadow01.mp3The shadow knows (deluxe)

shadow02.wav
 
shadow02.mp3The Shadown knows

mr_ed.wav
 
mr_ed.mp3Mr Ed Speaks

arugh2.wav
 
arugh2.mp3Home Improvement: Grunt Grunt Grunt

gwnopen1.wav
 
gwnopen1.mp3Mckenzie Brothers Great White North
opening call

beatsme.wav
 
beatsme.mp3Alf: Beats me

twilight.wav
 
twilight.mp3Twilight Zone Opening

danger.wav
 
danger.mp3Lost in Space: Danger! Danger!

beakman.wav
 
beakman.mp3Beakman’s World: MAN I LOVE SCIENCE!

billnyne.wav
 
billnyne.mp3Bill Nyne the science guy

cylonscn.wav
 
cylonscn.mp3Battlestar Galactica: Scan for
Identification

adama.wav
 
adama.mp3Battlestar Galactica opening speech

cylon.wav
 
cylon.mp3Battlestar Galactica: Cylon warning

jcarsn01.wav
 
jcarsn01.mp3Here’s Johnny!

jeannie.wav
 
jeannie.mp3I dream of Jeannie BLINK BLINK

jeopardy.wav
 
jeopardy.mp3Jeopardy wait (thinking) music

flipper.wav
 
flipper.mp3They call him flipper!

limits1.wav
 
limits1.mp3The Outer Limits

peewee.wav
 
peewee.mp3Pee Wee’s Playhouse

peeweela.wav
 
peeweela.mp3Pee Wee: La La La