| stupid3.wav |
Fish Called Wanda: Don’t call me stupid |
| welcm2.wav |
Welcome to Jurassic Park |
| 80gigs.wav |
Johnny Mnemonic: I can carry nearly 80 gigs of data in my head |
| working3.wav |
Young Frankenstein: I thought I told you never to interrupt me while I’m working |
| someday.wav |
Godfather: Someday I may ask on you for a favour… |
| tgstupid.wav |
Top Gun: …regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stuo |
| twice.wav |
Top Gun: I’ve only done this twice… crashed and burned… lookin’ good so far |
| best.wav |
Conan describes what is best about life. |
| sexappel.wav |
The Rock: More appealing than my average day avoiding gang rape in the washrooms… |
| suprfrek.wav |
The Rock: Chemical SUPER freak actually, but I still need a gun. |
| winners.wav |
The Rock: Losers whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen. |
| term6.wav |
Terminator: You just can’t go around killing people… Why? |
| alwyspay.wav |
Get Shorty: …you have to get kind of rough if customers don’t pay… |
| wanda.wav |
Fish Called Wanda: Great long apology speech by John Cleese |
| wedding1.wav |
Four Weddings and a Funeral: …to recap in the words of David Cassidy… I think I love you |
| dontbeg.wav |
Christmas Carol: Merry Christmas Mr. Scrooge. Don’t beg on this corner boy. |
| godbles2.wav |
Christmas Carol: (Tiny Tim) And God Bless us all, everyone. |
| humbug2.wav |
Christmas Carol: Merry Christmas… Humbug! Baaah! |
| leftalon.wav |
Christmas Carol: What can we put you down for sir?… Nothing… I wish to be left alone |
| xmasday2.wav |
Christmas Carol: What day is today? Christmas day! The spirits did it all in one night! |
| whenmet.wav |
When Harry met Sally: I love it when you… the way you… |
| whenmet2.wav |
When Harry Met Sally: When you want to spend the rest of your life with someone, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. |
| opera2.wav |
Marx Brothers: The Sanity Clause… |
| mfalcon5.wav |
Maltese Falcon: You’ve always got a smooth answer… Whatta ya want? A stutter? |
| mad-hell.wav |
Network: I’m MAD AS HELL, and I’m not going to take it anymore! |
| heather1.wav |
Heathers: I’m sorry… I’m feeling a little superior tonight… |
| gwtw.wav |
Gone with the Wind: …Frankly my dear, I don’t give a… |
| game1.wav |
War Games: Shall we play a game? |
| cpu.wav |
Terminator 2: Can you learn stuff… so you’re not such a dork… |
| selfterm.wav |
terminator 2: I can not self terminate |
| schizoph.wav |
Terminator 2: Doctor describes her delusions |
| paramatr.wav |
Terminator 2: You have to do what I say?… |
| lfehasno.wav |
Interview with a vampire: Life has no meaning… does it? |
| cbyoukid.wav |
Bogart: Here’s looking at you, kid. |
| notabum.wav |
The Jerk: Steve Martin; I was born a poor black child. |
| bambi.wav |
Cousin Vinny: Childs tale in poor taste |
| who.wav |
Big Trouble in Little China: You know what old Jack Burton says in a time like this… |
| hells.wav |
Big Time in Little China: Chinese have a lot of hells |
| bequiet.wav |
The Santa Clause: Be quiet so I can figure this out. |
| blife.wav |
Toy Story: There seems to be no sign of intelligent life… |
| buck_2.wav |
There they are…Pure Evil!… Lectroids! |
| celebrat.wav |
ID4: Today we celebrate our independence day |
| erased.wav |
Eraser: Smile, you’ve just been erased |
| et.wav |
ID4: …get up there and whip ET’s ass… |
| fatter.wav |
The Santa Clause: You’re fatter this year |
| flight.wav |
The Santa Clause: Can we take a direct flight back to sanity… |
| jerk01.wav |
The Jerk: I was born a poor black child |
| oz6.wav |
There’s no place like home |
| bogart.wav |
Bogart: Here’s looking at you kid. |
| ww_kewl.wav |
Wayne’s World: Kewl! |
| magicly.wav |
Wayne’s World: Magically Babelicious |
| livenow.wav |
Wayne’s World: Live in the now! |
| waynew.wav |
Wayne’s World: Party Time: Excellent |
| wongfu20.wav |
To Wong Fu: The last person didn’t have two teeth in his mouth… |
| gump-st.wav |
Gump: Stupid is as stupid does |
| poetry.wav |
Tank Girl: Torture me… but don’t read me any more of that poetry |
| tg_daddy.wav |
Tank Girl:…The first time you got laid; Daddy! |
| dharry2.wav |
Dirty Harry: I know what you’re thinking punk… Do you feel lucky? |
| oh_shit.wav |
Butch and Sundance jump off cliff |
| fastimes.wav |
Fast Times: Hey Bud! Let’s party! |
| foodfite.wav |
Animal House: Food fight! |
| boyscout.wav |
Naked Gun: I haven’t had this much sex since I was a boy scout leader |
| snakes.wav |
Indiana Jones; Snakes! Why’d they have to be snakes? |
| fewgmen.wav |
A few Good Men… You can’t handle the truth. |
| greeting.wav |
War Games: Greetings Professor Falken |
| helpyoui.wav |
Yoda: Help you I can… yes… Hmmm… |
| howdoi.wav |
Interview with a Vampire: How shall I do it? [kill myself] |
| witppl.wav |
Die Hard: Speech about who is going to help you… |
| hansyipe.wav |
Die Hard: German Yippie Kai Ya! |
| mime.wav |
Die Hard: …aiming for that mime… |
| cartoon.wav |
UHF: Weird Al describes the Roadrunner cartoon |
| crapbigr.wav |
Curly: I crap bigger than you |
| fukfuk~1.wav |
Planes, Trains…: Steve swears at car rental |
| fd-base.wav |
Field of Dreams: James Earl Jones Baseball quote |
| kill_us.wav |
Sneakers: There isn’t a government that wouldn’t kill us… |
| nsa.wav |
Sneakers: NSA… we’re the good guys (compared to CIA, FBI etc) |
| brkfst.wav |
Sneakers: Breakfast… Shall I phone you, or nudge you? |
| poltrgst.wav |
Poltergeist: Thhheeeeere heeeeeere! |
| beaver.wav |
Naked Gun: Nice beaver… thanks, I just had it stuffed |
| weapons.wav |
Broken Arrow: Would you mind not shooting ath the nuclear weapons |
| itsevil.wav |
Time Bandits: It’s evil! Don’t touch it! |
| fonebook.wav |
The Jerk: The new phonebooks are in! |
| shithead.wav |
The Jerk: Don’t call your dog lifesaver… |
| freshwin.wav |
The Jerk: Bring us some FRESH win… None of this old stuff |
| re-run.wav |
Running Man: I’ll be back… only in a re-run |
| dontreq.wav |
Running Man: Arnie; I don’t do requests |
| tv-ahole.wav |
Running Man: …you’re the asshole on TV… |
| takepic.wav |
Croc Dundee: You can’t take no photograph… you got lens cap on |
| 7million.wav |
Croc Dundee: …New York must be a friendly place… |
| specie01.wav |
Species: I think the shit has hit the fan |
| specie03.wav |
Species: …asked me to find someone they didn’t want dead |
| specie06.wav |
Species: Doesn’t look like a successful mating to me… |
| specie07.wav |
Species: It’s all over everyone…go back to your lives |
| c2amer02.wav |
Coming to America: The royal penis is clean |
| sister~1.wav |
Hot Shots: … like sleeping with your sister… |
| sully.wav |
Commando: (Arnold)… I like you…I’ll kill you last |
| wedding2.wav |
4 Weddings: Forgive me… Bugger Bugger Bugger! |
| trenchct.wav |
Mutant Turtles: …looked like a big turtle in a trench coat |
| pizza1.wav |
Mutant Turtles: pizza! |
| turtle1.wav |
Mutant Turtles: God I love being a Turtle! |
| nobody.wav |
Multiplicity: Nobody has sex with my wife but me |
| mother.wav |
Psycho: My mother isn’t quite herself today |
| at&tcrap.wav |
Crazy People: AT&T ; we’re tired of taking your crap |
| accident.wav |
Last Boy scout: …tripped and stuck your dick in my wife |
| mychick.wav |
What’s up Tiger Lilly: My snake is going to marry my chicken |
| nobody.wav |
What’s up Tiger Lilly: A bad Peter Lore imitation singing; Nobody Knows… |
| nude.wav |
What’s up Tiger Lilly: This camera develops with you nude… |
| snake.wav |
What’s up Tiger Lilly: My snake! …a long thin coffin? |
| wierdsci.wav |
Weird Science theme |
| shorty02.wav |
Get Shorty: … I might have to give up loan sharking… |
| testies.wav |
Johny Dangerously: Dr Zilman talks about your testies |
| jndang16.wav |
Johnny Dangerous: My father hung me on a hook once… ONCE! |
| jndang08.wav |
Johnny Dangerous: Dames are put on this earth to weaken us… |
| jndang10.wav |
Johnny Dangerous: My mother grabbed me once… ONCE |
| hula.wav |
Lion King: Hula Dance |
| god-man.wav |
Jurassic Park: God creates dinosaurs… |
| name.wav |
Indiana Jones: We named the Dog Indiana |
| junior.wav |
Indiana Jones: Don’t call me Junior! |
| martini.wav |
Bond: Shaken, not stirred. |
| ns-flash.wav |
Night Shift: Jumpin’ Jack Flash |
| ns-ideas.wav |
Night Shift: Why I tape record my ideas… |
| ns-rubbl.wav |
Night Shift: That Barney Rubble… What an actor. |
| ns-shut.wav |
Night Shift: Tell Jack to SHUT UP! |
| say-much.wav |
Groucho Marx: You’re the most beautiful woman I’ve seen |
| humansee.wav |
Planet of the Apes: Human see… human do |
| damn_you.wav |
Planet of the Apes: DAMN YOU ALL! |
| pulse1.wav |
Aliens: Let’s ROCK! |
| tumor.wav |
Kindergarten Cop: It might be a tumour… It’s NOT a tumour! |
| vagina.wav |
Kindergarten Cop: Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina |
| goodyear.wav |
Police Squad: The same old story… |
| hotshots.wav |
Hot Shots: Your penis is a weapon… |
| babe.wav |
Barbed Wire: Don’t call me Babe. |
| drkovrl.wav |
Howard the Duck: I am the Dark Overlord |
| fartntub.wav |
Trading Places: If we wanted a Jacuzzi, we had to fart in the tub |
| beefjrky.wav |
Trading Places: Time for Beef Jerky |
| roxanne.wav |
48 Hours: Eddie sings ROXANNE |
| kfm01.wav |
Kentucky Fried Movie: The popcorn has been pissed in |
| lilshp04.wav |
Little Shop of Horrors: FEEED ME! |
| sc_bond.wav |
Sean Connery: Bond, James Bond |
| whatthef.wav |
Risky Business: Sometimes you gotta say; What the… |
| allihave.wav |
Scarface – Pacino: All I have is my balls… |
| questn.wav |
ID4: The question of whether we are alone… |
| timewarp.wav |
Rocky Horror: Time Warp |
| goodnews.wav |
Night of the Creeps: …Your dates are dead… |
| laststar.wav |
Last Starfighter: You have been recruited… |
| heyabbtt.wav |
Abbott & Costello: Costello yells; HEY ABBOTT |
| eman01.wav |
The elephant man: I am not an animal |
| odd01.wav |
Odd Couple: Everything you do irritates me… |
| opinion.wav |
Clint Eastwood: Opinions are like assholes… |
| whooa.wav |
Scent of a woman: OOOHA! |
| untuoch.wav |
Untouchables: … send one of his to the morgue |
| shooteye.wav |
Christmas Story: You’ll shoot your eye out |
| reflexes.wav |
Big Trouble in Little China: Its all in the reflexes |
| roomsv.wav |
Johnny Mnemonic: I want room service! |
| chevychs.wav |
Christmas Vacation: Chase Insult |
| bob-see.wav |
What about Bob?: He’s not gone… |
| goahead.wav |
Beetlejuice: Go ahead make my millennium |
| dontmind.wav |
Beetlejuice: …Somebody dropped a house on her sister |
| liver.wav |
Hanibal Lecter: I ate his liver… |
| yfrank02.wav |
Young Frankenstein: Werewolf… There wolf! |
| wasted.wav |
Fast Times: I’m so wasted! |
| speed.wav |
Top Gun: I feel the need for speed |
| pirates.wav |
Jurassic Park: Disneyland vs Jurassic Park |
| punk.wav |
Clint: Do ya feel lucky… punk? |
| et.wav |
ET Phone Home! |
| goodking.wav |
History of World: It’s good to be the king |
| jackn.wav |
A Few Good Men: You can’t handle the truth |
| lionslps.wav |
Lion King: The lion sleeps tonight |
| class.wav |
Back to School: Call me when you have no class |
| close.wav |
Close Encounters: Alien tones |
| fletch01.wav |
Fletch: …I’ll wave my rights |
| bad.wav |
Roger Rabbit: I’m not Bad… I’m just drawn that way |
| goodmorn.wav |
Good Morning Vietnam |
| grouch07.wav |
Groucho Marks: You’ve got the brain of a 4 year old… |
| funny.wav |
GoodFellas: How am I funny? |
| dvldance.wav |
Batman: Did you ever dance with the devil… |
| porsche.wav |
Crazy People: Porsche ad |
| donthink.wav |
Clueless: I don’t THINK so |
| problem.wav |
Fast Times…: Hey Bud, what’s your problem? |
| mrhand.wav |
Fast Times…: Late for class |
| tastywav.wav |
Fast Times…: All I need is a bud, some waves etc… |
| vista.wav |
Asta La Vista – Baby! |
| thevoice.wav |
Field of Dreams: If you build it – it will come |
| riddleme.wav |
Batman: Riddle me this… |
| puleeze.wav |
Roger Rabbit: Puuuuleeease |
| 37dicks.wav |
Clerks: My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks… in a row? |
| yipekay1.wav |
Die Hard: Yipekaya! |
| boxchoc.wav |
Forest Gump: Life is like a box of chocolates |
| allbad.wav |
True Lies: …Yeah, but they were all bad |
| dogtoo.wav |
Casablanca: … Gin joints… She walks into mine |
| yesyes.wav |
When Harry Met Sally: Orgasm scene |
| ruthp01.wav |
Ruthless People: I love wrong numbers |
| apollo13.wav |
Apollo 13: We have a problem |
| bigdeal.wav |
Broken Arrow: I don’t know what the big deal is… |
| cool.wav |
Bill and Ted: Cool |
| foodfi~1.wav |
Animal House: FOOD FIGHT |
| idiot.wav |
Lion King: Surrounded by idiots |
| shinin01.wav |
The Shining: Here’s Johnny! |
| short001.wav |
Short Circuit: Number 5 is ALIVE |
| clous003.wav |
Pink Panther: What kind of a bomb was it? |
| inter-tv.wav |
Speed: Interactive TV |
| killgoph.wav |
Caddyshack: Kill all the gophers |
| hellllo.wav |
Clueless: Hello? |
| humbug.wav |
Bah! Humbug! |
| wopr02.wav |
War Games: How about a nice game of chess? |
| robocop4.wav |
Robocop: Either way, you’re coming with me |
| illbback.wav |
I’ll be back! |
| intrstng.wav |
Lion King (I think): Very Interesting |
| jingle.wav |
The pig from BABE Sings Jingle Bells |
| soylent.wav |
Soylent Green is PEOPLE! |
| makeday.wav |
Go ahead… make my day |
