| thebbc.wav | The following program not suitable for family viewing… (described) |
| zone.wav | Eroginous Zooooooone! |
| albatros.wav | ALBATROSS! |
| shrub.wav | We want – A SHRUBBERY! |
| quest.wav | What is your quest? |
| silence.wav | You will find yourself in gladiator school very quickly… |
| strike.wav | Strike him centurion… very wruffly |
| iamdeath.wav | I am death |
| silly1.wav | Now this is silly! |
| get_on.wav | GET ON WITH IT! |
| mpfren~1.wav | Holy Grail: I blow my nose at you! |
| capricor.wav | Life of Brian: Well what star sign is he? [Jesus]… King of the Jews… That’s Capricorn is it? |
| confess.wav | Alright, I confess – I did it. |
| apologz.wav | I apologize for that… |
| annoy.wav | We interrupt… to be irritating |
| apology.wav | Cleese: a long winded, but excellent apology |
| mp-ping1.wav | And get the machine that goes PING |
| mp-ping.wav | I see you’ve got the machine that goes PING |
| looney1.wav | John Cleese: (Fish License) You’re a looney! |
| rodent.wav | That’s no ordinary rabbit… |
| argue.wav | Is this the right room for an argument? |
| twit.wav | Don’t give me that (abuse) …Oh sorry, this is abuse |
| middle.wav | Meaning of Life: Welcome to the middle of the film |
| bucket.wav | Meaning of Life: Better get a bucket; I’m gonna throw up |
| terrier.wav | …Chop off it’s legs… |
| freemasn.wav | (abuse)…I wouldn’t be a free mason now if you begged me… |
| tryagain.wav | …No… Try again, but say a DIFFERENT one… |
| blaknite.wav | Holy Grail: Black Knight’s parting words |
| bequiet.wav | King Arthur: I order you to be quiet! |
| people~1.wav | The Judean people’s front |
| spam.wav | Complete Spam Sketch (and song) |
| lobjail.wav | Life of Brian: In Jail: You lucky bastard… |
| lobjew.wav | Life of Brian: I’m a Jew Mom! |
| loblatin.wav | Life of Brian: Romans go home lesson |
| lobleper.wav | Life of Brian: Spare some change for an ex-leper |
| loblnlft.wav | Life of Brian: Crucifixion? Goooood…. |
| lobpeace.wav | Life of Brian: What have the Romans done for us? |
| nudge.wav | Nudge Nudge |
| better.wav | I’m getting better… (Bring out your dead) |
| sexontv.wav | I’m against Sex on TV. I keep falling off |
| mp-fart.wav | Holy Grail: I fart in your general direction |
| repress.wav | Peasant speech to King…Repress against the kingdom |
| bastard.wav | Cleese: You Bastards! |
| death-am.wav | Death speaks out (Meaning of Life) |
| mp-monks.wav | Holy Grail: Monks pounding their heads with boards |
| mp-msg.wav | Holy Grail: Message for you sir |
| mp-nee.wav | Holy Grail: The Knights who say NI |
| sitonfac.wav | Sit on my Face (Song) |
| mp-nene.wav | Holy Grail: Knights who say NI |
| span2.wav | Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition |
| spanish.wav | Spanish Inquisition with dramatic chord |
| swallow.wav | Holy Grail: Question 3: What kind of swallow? |
| mp-notne.wav | Holy Grail: No longer the Knights who say NI |
| mp-shrub.wav | Holy Grail: Bring me a shrubbery |
| bringout.wav | Holy Grail: Bring out your dead! |
| andnow2.wav | And now for something completely different |
| denver.wav | John Denver being strangled (banned from radio) |
