Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man (1994–1997)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108755/
| bulge.wav | …Where’s my bathing suit with the padded bulge? |
| dukman55.wav | I can’t believe somebody broke into the brassier on a stick warehouse… |
| urnaked.wav | Wait a minute! You’re naked under there? … |
| bookem.wav | Book ’em Dano |
| inapprop.wav | I’m sorry. That was highly inappropriate |
| limbaugh.wav | That’s either an earthquake or Rush Limbaugh |
| nutriton.wav | …Care to chow down on my meat and two vegetables (SLAP) |
| pretend.wav | This isn’t one of those holidays where you have to pretend to be Jewish |
| urinal.wav | What led you to our door? Those flyers in the public urinal? |
| thinking.wav | Warn us next time you’re planning on thinking. |
| tongue.wav | Cornfed: …I wanted to sublet her tounge and move in… |
| t_r_p.wav | Cornfed: She was trouble with a capital T… |
| woodchuk.wav | Cornfed pondering several life puzzles like how much wood could a woodchuck chuck… |
| yourcase.wav | What duckman is trying to say… is that we’d love to hear about your case |
| dm-simps.wav | Cornfed: Simpsons WANNABE… |
| lies.wav | Cornfed: Her real name isn’t even Tamara La Boink… |
| senate.wav | Hello… I’m senator Stark… |
| monday.wav | Cornfed: It was a Dark and Stormy Monday… |
| morgue.wav | How much can one duck take? A whole week without caffeine… |
| poweroff.wav | Power Off! Let’s Go! |
| procreat.wav | Cornfed: No father, I’ve done much worse? |
| rejoin.wav | Cornfed: Never Mind. Shall we re-join the world? |
| itch.wav | Babe: If you’ve got the itch, I’ve got the scratch |
| inbed.wav | …someone who can handle themselves in bed… and no doubt often does. |
| hadsex.wav | Cornfed: …something that made me want to get a membership at her Y. |
| 1stamend.wav | Cornfed: …hide behind the first amendment as comedy |
| abcdefg.wav | Duckman belches ABCDEFG |
| addicted.wav | Cornfed: They treat a wide variety of addictions here… |
| fruitloo.wav | Cornfed: You’re living in the house of denial, and we’re the men with the moving vans |
| attentn.wav | YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE |
| bulge.wav | …Where’s my bathing suit with the padded bulge?… |
| flashbac.wav | Cornfed: I know if I came up with a solution that had disregard for the facts… |
| ithink.wav | Well, I think – WHO GIVES A… |
| bitter.wav | Cornfed… It’s OK. I’ll be alright… |
| lsuits.wav | Several Suits pending against me from the teen chat line… |
| drug.wav | Cornfed describes a drug |
| slurs1.wav | Duckman’s other attack at clean comedy |
| dm-stare.wav | What the hell are you staring at? |
