Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man (1994–1997)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108755/
bulge.wav | …Where’s my bathing suit with the padded bulge? |
dukman55.wav | I can’t believe somebody broke into the brassier on a stick warehouse… |
urnaked.wav | Wait a minute! You’re naked under there? … |
bookem.wav | Book ’em Dano |
inapprop.wav | I’m sorry. That was highly inappropriate |
limbaugh.wav | That’s either an earthquake or Rush Limbaugh |
nutriton.wav | …Care to chow down on my meat and two vegetables (SLAP) |
pretend.wav | This isn’t one of those holidays where you have to pretend to be Jewish |
urinal.wav | What led you to our door? Those flyers in the public urinal? |
thinking.wav | Warn us next time you’re planning on thinking. |
tongue.wav | Cornfed: …I wanted to sublet her tounge and move in… |
t_r_p.wav | Cornfed: She was trouble with a capital T… |
woodchuk.wav | Cornfed pondering several life puzzles like how much wood could a woodchuck chuck… |
yourcase.wav | What duckman is trying to say… is that we’d love to hear about your case |
dm-simps.wav | Cornfed: Simpsons WANNABE… |
lies.wav | Cornfed: Her real name isn’t even Tamara La Boink… |
senate.wav | Hello… I’m senator Stark… |
monday.wav | Cornfed: It was a Dark and Stormy Monday… |
morgue.wav | How much can one duck take? A whole week without caffeine… |
poweroff.wav | Power Off! Let’s Go! |
procreat.wav | Cornfed: No father, I’ve done much worse? |
rejoin.wav | Cornfed: Never Mind. Shall we re-join the world? |
itch.wav | Babe: If you’ve got the itch, I’ve got the scratch |
inbed.wav | …someone who can handle themselves in bed… and no doubt often does. |
hadsex.wav | Cornfed: …something that made me want to get a membership at her Y. |
1stamend.wav | Cornfed: …hide behind the first amendment as comedy |
abcdefg.wav | Duckman belches ABCDEFG |
addicted.wav | Cornfed: They treat a wide variety of addictions here… |
fruitloo.wav | Cornfed: You’re living in the house of denial, and we’re the men with the moving vans |
attentn.wav | YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE |
bulge.wav | …Where’s my bathing suit with the padded bulge?… |
flashbac.wav | Cornfed: I know if I came up with a solution that had disregard for the facts… |
ithink.wav | Well, I think – WHO GIVES A… |
bitter.wav | Cornfed… It’s OK. I’ll be alright… |
lsuits.wav | Several Suits pending against me from the teen chat line… |
drug.wav | Cornfed describes a drug |
slurs1.wav | Duckman’s other attack at clean comedy |
dm-stare.wav | What the hell are you staring at? |