Sometimes the ODD part of the message isn’t the content at all. Take this message for example. It’s a simple single line request for a specific audio clip. It’s the kind of message I get almost every day from people who love my WAV file collection, but want new content. The part that makes this message a winner for my ODD EMAIL archive is the sheer size of the disclaimer attached to the end of the email. WOW! It almost makes the message illegal I fear. Posting it here may land me in jail. I wonder how they’d react if I sent them an email request re-publication rights for a humour page. The names and contact details have been changed to protect me.
From: “Don Meadows” dmeadows@(deleted).com
Subject: AND THEN
Date: Wed, 7 Aug 2002 09:22:36 -0500HII WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD FIND THE AUDIO FOR THE CHINESE FOOD LADY FROM “DUDE WHERES MY CAR” THAT SAYS “AND THEN” AT THE DRIVE THRUDon Meadows – PMD Engineer Houston Mo.
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