Every so often, I get an email that rubs me the wrong way, and I feel obligated to reply.  If they reply back, we start an exchange. Some fizzle out quickly because one or the other parties involved gets silly or immature fast… but sometimes a classic is born, and I publish those transcripts here.

• Cheap Web Hosting
• Domain Squatter
• The Polite Spammer
• Guestbook Rights
• It’s SUESS not SEUSS