| Forward |
The Movie |
| Dedication |
Mr. Photo |
| Secret Agents |
My Saying |
| Recipies for Armchairs |
The Men Who Name Things |
| Artificial Turf |
No One? No one knows |
| How to Have Babies |
What type of Nose do You Have? |
| The Beggar |
Nosehairs |
| Belly Button Club |
Nudist Colonies |
| Blind Bus Drivers |
Opening Night |
| Magic for the Blind |
The Overworker |
| The Bowler |
Psychic Phenomenon |
| New Uses for Calculators |
Plastic Hair |
| Inspector Calvin 1 |
Practical Jokes |
| Inspector Calvin 2 |
Solving World Problems |
| Inspector Calvin 3 |
How to Recognize a Rapist |
| How to throw a Camera |
The Rudest Postcard |
| Cleanliness for Pigs |
The Extra Season |
| Writing in the Dark |
The Shoe by the Road |
| Death |
A Sighting |
| Mr. Depression |
Mr. Smith and the Silly Names |
| Do It Yourself Story |
The Solar System |
| If All the World Were a Donkey |
Yeah… but what about Sports? |
| Rubber Eggs |
Are Stapling Machines Useless? |
| The Electronic House |
Down with Stereotypes |
| The Elevator |
The Day the World Went on Strike |
| Exploding Food |
My Substitue Teacher |
| What to do if you’re falling off a building |
The Advent of Double Sides Tape |
| The Fun Page |
How to Cheat on a Test |
| No Name Products |
The Bad Joke |
| Depression of Gilligan |
Thumb Nail Care |
| Gnomes in Your Soup |
The Vacation |
| The Hole |
Rubber Vomit |
| How to be a Hostage |
The Washroom Patrol |
| The Day My House Was Robbed |
The Watch |
| Inner Tubes: All Purpose |
Letters to Wilbur #1 |
| The Last Day of My Life |
Letters to Wilbur #2 |
| Long Distance Reading |
Letters to Wilbur #3 |
| School Lunches: Supreme Bordom |
Letters to Wilbur #4 |
| The Magician |
What’s with Wooden Shoes? |
| A Minute Passed (Dramatic Fiction) |
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