ASK WONKO A QUESTION
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| 1.May.2008 13:55 | | Re: Wonko |
| Do puppets like having their strings pulled by tyrants? what kind of stuffing do you prefer? In addition, does the webmaster treat you well? |
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| 13.Apr.2008 2:08 | | Re: iPod |
| I keep having dreams about having iPods of different models (often nonexistant) and playing with the touch wheel. I already have an iPod, so what's up with the dreams? |
| Wonko's Reply: |
iPods are sexy.
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| 12.Apr.2008 11:15 | | Re: General |
can lighting strike from the ground up towards the sky?
if yes, how does it do this? |
| Wonko's Reply: |
I am no scientist, but I believe mots lightnight strikes between the clouds. However, as I understand it, lightnight does strike from the ground to the sky. It's just like a long spark between two things.
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| 3.Apr.2008 22:27 | | Re: which came first? |
| which came first; the chicken or the giant alien spaceship? |
| Wonko's Reply: |
The small Alien spaceship came first, and when they asked the alien to ride it, the alien said no. He was the first chicken.
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| 31.Mar.2008 10:02 | | Re: movies |
| could you please tell me have to get free movies online that do not cost money |
| Wonko's Reply: |
It's on the site; please arrest me.com
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| 28.Mar.2008 18:30 | | Re: Hey |
| Iam going to punch you in your mouth fart in your ear throw you off a building run down stairs open the door go outside pick you up punch you in the mouth |
| Wonko's Reply: |
Cool. I'm a puppet... you're a cartoon character.
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| 14.Mar.2008 22:07 | | Re: Xyzzy |
| Whats the point of that link, is it a riddle, a puzzle, or is there some random button, or what.. it's very odd. Or was it just put there to make people ask questions, like the blinking light on answering machines. |
| Wonko's Reply: |
XYZZY is an inside joke. If you're on the inside, it was funny.
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| 10.Feb.2008 18:32 | | Re: Life |
What's the best way to get over a broken heart?
I've tried getting p1ssed and screwing around, but that's getting old real fast.
I need an answer quick! I'm going nuts... |
| Wonko's Reply: |
| The Jarvik-7 |
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| 17.Jan.2008 17:17 | | Re: Wonko! |
| Wonko! Tell us about your childhood and early stages of your personal development!? Ehhh? Ehhhhhh??? |
| Wonko's Reply: |
I am a puppet and have no memory of the factory I was sewed in.
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| 13.Jan.2008 13:23 | | Re: questions |
| How come the sky is always blue? Which game do you like playing on frogstar.com? Do you like celebrities? do you have aim? |
| Wonko's Reply: |
(1) It isn't.
(2) It's Your Fault
(3) I have little use for aim since I seldom shoot or throw anything.
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| 7.Jan.2008 23:50 | | Re: Billiards |
| When playing 8-Ball if you completely miss every other ball with the cue ball is that considered a "Ball in hand" and the other player may place the cue ball wherever he wishes? |
| Wonko's Reply: |
| When playing 8-Ball (known by many names) there are lots of rule variations. If you're playing on a table that doesn't allow you to pull sunk balls back, then BALL-IN-HAND is a popular rule. ANY fault can give the other player that advantage. |
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| 30.Dec.2007 18:05 | | Re: daily LOL |
Why isn't the daily LoL daily???
and why don't your webcams WORK!?!?!?!? |
| Wonko's Reply: |
Odd. Webcams should be working fine.
The Daily LOL stoped being daily a while ago, but may again one day get more updates.
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| 10.Dec.2007 17:38 | | Re: Odd Question |
Wouldn't an odd question be:
Do you like Club Cow or Penguins?
Or What is 3 times 5? |
| Wonko's Reply: |
You confuse "odd" with "silly" what is funny about "what is 3 x 5"
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| 22.Nov.2007 11:26 | | Re: IOIJJKJKG |
DO U LIKE CLUB PENGUIN AND COWS
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| Wonko's Reply: |
I had never heard of Club Penguin, so I used google and found it. It looks like a neat game, so I guess I do like Club Penguin, and I have always liked cows. Steak especially, but in geeral cows have a cute look to them.
Odd question.
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| 3.Nov.2007 23:05 | | Re: Sign in |
| Wonko? Is that Hungarian? |
| Wonko's Reply: |
Wonko is taken from the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. I am not hungry.
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| 23.Oct.2007 21:47 | | Re: Blood |
| I knew it! Your advice was flawed, anyway. The room started to smell a few weeks after the paint job. |
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| 20.Oct.2007 19:12 | | Re: Nice. |
| Touché, Wonko. |
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| 14.Oct.2007 10:50 | | Re: Re: Cats |
About a month ago, you answered a question about how to get blood stains out of clothes and off the walls and floors. You responded by telling Not Koer that he should create more blood, and make everything red.
Blood would eventually turn brown, and the CSI scanners would detect blood, not just solid colors.
Besides, wouldn't it be easier to just paint and dye everything red, without blood? |
| Wonko's Reply: |
I wanted him to get caught.
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| 29.Sep.2007 12:45 | | Re: Life |
I'm trying an IQ test, and I'm stuck on a question.
If LIVED is to devil, then what is 6342 to? |
| Wonko's Reply: |
Spiced Ham.
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| 13.Sep.2007 21:18 | | Re: Cats |
| Okay, I took your advice about the cat. Now what do I do with the body? And the large bloodstains on my clothes and floors? And walls? |
| Wonko's Reply: |
Every so often somebody asks me this question. How do I get rid of the blood stains. Sometimes it's a teenage girl asking, sometimes it's a murderer.
My answers are usually based on life experience, and I've not had nose bleeds since I was in grade school - so long ago, they actually called it grade school.
My best suggestion is to create more blood. Dye the clothes in it, and flood the walls with so much, that everything is red, and it'll look like the wall colour.
Somtimes the best place to hide is obvious. If the whole room is red, even the CSI scanners will only show up as solid colours.
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