| The Simpsons |
| superb.wav |
35 kb |
Comic Book Shop Owner: Ahhh... a superb choice. |
| homnvr~1.wav |
80 kb |
Homer teaches lesson: Never try. |
| homtv.wav |
18 kb |
TV: Be more funny! |
| thirsty.wav |
29 kb |
All this computer hacking is making me thirsty |
| smart.wav |
136 kb |
homer is smart |
| homtruth.wav |
203 kb |
Homer rambles lines from movies: You can't handle the truth etc. |
| bart-yes.wav |
36 kb |
Bart says; Oh my... Yes! |
| bartda~1.wav |
28 kb |
Bart; dammed if you do... dammed if you don't. |
| apusings.wav |
74 kb |
Apu sings St. Peppers lonely hearts club band |
| abecrazy.wav |
101 kb |
Ah, you must be some kind of crazy person. |
| abegutsy.wav |
40 kb |
You're a gutsy daredevil |
| abimold.wav |
19 kb |
I'm old! Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie! |
| abraham.wav |
618 kb |
Abe gives Bart's class the story of his life |
| simpfart.wav |
110 kb |
...Homer you should see a doctor. I don't think a human can make that sound |
| tripe.wav |
75 kb |
They can't expect us to swallow that tripe... |
| tvsucks.wav |
25 kb |
TV Sucks! (Bart) |
| usenet.wav |
93 kb |
OK, here we are. alt.nerd.obcessive (comic book guy) |
| vote.wav |
126 kb |
Side show Bob's election smear campaign against mayor
Quimby. |
| wedo.wav |
505 kb |
The private club of Springfield's WE DO song. |
| xfile2.wav |
122 kb |
Marge answers the door to Agents Mulder and Scully... FBI! |
| x-hello.wav |
7 kb |
Hello! (Burns) |
| iwon.wav |
49 kb |
I WON! I WON! (Ralph Wiggins) |
| ralph5.wav |
54 kb |
So... You like... stuff? (Ralph Wiggins) |
| sleep.wav |
70 kb |
Ralph: Oh Boy! Sleep! That's where I'm a Viking! |
| soxpupet.wav |
79 kb |
Marge gets Homer to reveal his fear of sock puppets. |
| agitator.wav |
105 kb |
Principle skinner tries to conceal Lisa's identity as an agitator |
| justcant.wav |
97 kb |
I just can't dang diddly do it (Flanders) |
| nedsnaps.wav |
311 kb |
Ned Flanders finally loses his cool and flips out - diddley style. |
| thermody.wav |
32 kb |
In this house we obey the laws of thermal dynamics! |
| weasel.wav |
105 kb |
...weaseling out of things is important to learn... |
| werebeef.wav |
57 kb |
Homer laughs; Where's the beef? |
| whole.wav |
41 kb |
The whole world's gone GAY! |
| woman.wav |
174 kb |
...a woman is more like a beer... |
| alcosoln.wav |
153 kb |
To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems |
| appetite.wav |
52 kb |
I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but I wanted a club sandwich |
| badstuff.wav |
28 kb |
I have a feeling some bad stuff is about to go down |
| homertit.wav |
48 kb |
...I can't even say the word tit without giggling like a school girl |
| 10beers.wav |
90 kb |
Have you been drinking? Noooooo. Well, 10 beers. |
| intoilet.wav |
71 kb |
Homer: Hey! Theres something you don't see in a toilet everyday |
| walls.wav |
63 kb |
Marge: OOoOoOO! The walls are melting again |
| simpsong.wav |
572 kb |
Simpsons sing Rudolf |
| monday1.wav |
256 kb |
Burns: Awww! Monday Morning... |
| oath.wav |
117 kb |
Homer: Stonecutters Oath |
| b-monkey.wav |
43 kb |
Bart: How would I go about creating a half man - half monkey creature? |
| legalmum.wav |
241 kb |
Simpson family calls their spot... legal mumbo jumbo |
| joy.wav |
158 kb |
Flanders kids sing a silly song |
| jocks.wav |
206 kb |
Homer: There are two kinds of students: Jocks and Nerds... |
| holycrap.wav |
21 kb |
Selma: Holy Crap! |
| godown.wav |
188 kb |
Homer's Girlfriend: ...We'll be going down together... |
| hmrlaugh.wav |
48 kb |
Homer Laughs |
| geeks.wav |
94 kb |
Homer: The Flanderers are not geeks... |
| brain2.wav |
83 kb |
Homer: Alright Brain, You don't like me and I don't like you... |
| baloney.wav |
68 kb |
My baloney has a first name: It's H.O.M.E.R. |
| apumarry.wav |
36 kb |
Apu: ...No ring. So you are only arranged to be married |
| hmr17.wav |
198 kb |
Homer sings: When I was 17, I drank some very good beer... |
| nono.wav |
51 kb |
Apu; No No No No No No No |
| doedear.wav |
53 kb |
Simpson Family: DOH! A deer! A female deer! |
| burnsdog.wav |
143 kb |
Burns: Dogs are stupid... |
| selma.wav |
61 kb |
Selma's moan |
| chic.wav |
38 kb |
Bart: One of those 'don't call me a chick' chicks |
| party.wav |
260 kb |
Krusty calls a sex chat line filled only with other men |
| dontun~1.wav |
14 kb |
Apu: I don't understand |
| loanshrk.wav |
181 kb |
Moe: Sure I'll loan you the money, but I'll have to break your legs in advance |
| vegas.wav |
93 kb |
Homer places roulette bet by phone, and loses. |
| trekfan.wav |
121 kb |
Comic Book Owner makes fun of Star Trek fans. |
| welfare.wav |
97 kb |
Apu: I am an American citizen. Now which way to the welfare office? Kidding! |
| apuwork.wav |
43 kb |
Apu: It may not be glamorous, but it's good honest work... milk? $12.00 |
| gonet.wav |
90 kb |
The girls of the internet.... Ooooo!... |
| pstrsatn.wav |
20 kb |
Marge: Bart, stop pestering Satan |
| simpsn36.wav |
24 kb |
Homer: Do I dare kill my son? |
| troy.wav |
121 kb |
Hello... I'm Troy Mclure... You might remember me... |
| turnin~1.wav |
78 kb |
Mr Burns: Hello Smithers, you're quite good at turning me on. |
| hi&lois.wav |
60 kb |
Comic Book Shop Owner: Are you the creator of Hi and Lois? |
| broke.wav |
193 kb |
Homer: Marge! Somebody broke the toilet |
| whathell.wav |
13 kb |
Crusty: What the hell was that?! |
| flanfone.wav |
58 kb |
Ned Flanders: answers the phone |
| abedeath.wav |
490 kb |
Abe fears death |
| alcohol.wav |
38 kb |
Bus Driver: Alcohol increases your ability to drive |
| apubitch.wav |
22 kb |
Apu: We're putting that bitch on ice |
| apuname.wav |
10 kb |
Apu's last name |
| beer2.wav |
111 kb |
Homer: No! No! Beer bring pain! |
| foxlow.wav |
31 kb |
Lisa: The fox network has sunk to a new low |
| logon.wav |
94 kb |
Simpsons/Trek login/startup compilation... |
| phrase2.wav |
287 kb |
Simpsons catch phrases |
| stpdhead.wav |
64 kb |
Homer makes a prank call - poorly |
| moelie.wav |
295 kb |
Moe takes lie detector |
| unpossbl.wav |
32 kb |
Ralph Wiggim: Fail English? That's unpossible |
| phrase.wav |
175 kb |
Simpson's compilation of phrases |
| simp19.wav |
54 kb |
Marge's sister: You'll get your license in 2-3 weeks... |
| havesex.wav |
43 kb |
Homer: (crying) We're gonna have sex |
| exploit.wav |
54 kb |
Marge: Kids! Stop exploiting your father |
| 36-24-36.wav |
50 kb |
Bart's locker combination |
| champion.wav |
192 kb |
Homer: I am the champion |
| internet.wav |
46 kb |
Homer: The girls of the internet... OoOo... |
| aputalks.wav |
56 kb |
Get Out - Come again |
| simsong5.wav |
493 kb |
Simpsons Secret Club Song |
| simsong1.wav |
865 kb |
Baseball song |
| offergod.wav |
18 kb |
Apu: Please do not offer my god a peanut |
| angel.wav |
42 kb |
I am the Angel of death |
| blubber.wav |
28 kb |
Homer: WhooHoo... look at that blubber fly |
| cow_dad.wav |
36 kb |
Bart: Don't have a cow Dad |
| flanders.wav |
21 kb |
Hidilee Ho Neigboureenos |
| okalee.wav |
10 kb |
Flanders: Okalee Dokalee |
| testing.wav |
143 kb |
You are wired in to the rest of your family-ZAP! |
| moecall1.wav |
25 kb |
Prank Call: Homer Sexual |
| moecall2.wav |
86 kb |
Prank Call: Amanda Huginkiss |
| moecall3.wav |
151 kb |
Prank Call: Ivana Tinke |
| moecall4.wav |
63 kb |
Prank Call: B.O. Problem |
| moecall5.wav |
221 kb |
Prank Call: Waylan Smithers |
| moecall6.wav |
170 kb |
Prank Call: Oliver Clothesoff |
| moesbutt.wav |
225 kb |
Prank Call: Stinky butt… |
| willyfr.wav |
77 kb |
Groundskeeper willy teaches French |
| gotohell.wav |
11 kb |
Willy: Go to Hell |
| hmrbroad.wav |
64 kb |
The Homer Broadcasting system is on the air... |
| hmrcando.waV |
38 kb |
Homer: Computers can do that? |
| hmrhack.wav |
29 kb |
Homer: Computer hacking is making me thirsty |
| simpsons.wav |
636 kb |
The Simpsons theme |
| baknajif.wav |
56 kb |
Abe: I'll be back in a jiffy |
| crustcrp.wav |
10 kb |
Crusty: OH CRAP! |
| doeth.wav |
108 kb |
Homer: Doe-eth |
| oops.wav |
5 kb |
Homer: OOPS! |
| rghtback.wav |
7 kb |
Homer: We'll be right back |
| carumba.wav |
42 kb |
Bart: Aye Carumba |
| nelson.wav |
24 kb |
Nelson: HA HA! |
| daddy.wav |
8 kb |
Maggie Simpson's first word |
| flntstns.wav |
402 kb |
Simpsons Flintsone parody song |
| kmhyb.wav |
16 kb |
Homer: Kiss my hairy yellow butt |
| whacking.wav |
28 kb |
Gentlemen... start your whacking |
| nolearn.wav |
27 kb |
Homer: I haven't learned a thing |
| misstv.wav |
155 kb |
Homer: How I miss TV... |
| quesera.wav |
459 kb |
Ned: Sings |
| homerwho.wav |
7 kb |
Homer: Whooo Whooo |
| simpsn02.wav |
36 kb |
Apu: In this job, you will be shot at |
| simpsn33.wav |
22 kb |
Bart's evil laugh |
| itchythm.wav |
113 kb |
Theme to Itchy and Scratchy |
| mbeer.wav |
26 kb |
Homer: MmMmMmM! Beer! |
| mdonuts.wav |
30 kb |
Homer: MmMmMmM! Donuts! |
| apu4.wav |
24 kb |
Apu: It is time to settle the score |
| 32dohs.wav |
173 kb |
A compilation of DOH! |
| abbitch.wav |
29 kb |
Abe: Bitch Bitch Bitch |
| abdagnab.wav |
11 kb |
Abe: DAGNABBIT! |
| abdoggon.wav |
10 kb |
Abe: Dog-Goneit! |
| krusty.wav |
36 kb |
Krusty: |
| kwikmart.wav |
607 kb |
Apu sings Kwikie mart song |
| doh_deer.wav |
54 kb |
Doe! A Deer! A Female Deer! |
| willy.wav |
113 kb |
Groundskeeper Willy |
| wohoohoo.wav |
24 kb |
Homer: Whoo Whoo! |
| doe.wav |
5 kb |
Homer: Classic DOH! |
| anykey.wav |
38 kb |
Homer: Where is the ANY Key? |
| freakin.wav |
38 kb |
Milhouse: I'm freakin' out! |
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